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The 2ww is now underway.

So the funny thing. In the past, I haven’t had enough water to drink, and so I have to sit in the waiting room until my bladder is full. We take Mr. Badger’s boys in and out of the warming thing as we check to see if my bladder has pushed my ute into position or not. This usually takes about an hour.

So today, I made sure to drink about a big gulp of water, leaving me needing to painfully pee or die. What happens? Mr. Badger apparently had a HUGE sample and they had to do two washes. So I had to sit. And wait. With a full bladder. For an hour. I can’t win!

Though I won’t complain, Mr. Badger’s army was in effect today.

After wash stats (I needed to pee so bad I don’t remember the rest):
Total count - 89 million!!!
Motility - 89%
Grade 3

Mr. Badger agreed that there must be a man on a mission in there, and he needed to call in body guards and linebackers to clear a path for him.

I am now breaking my own rule and working from the chaise in the living room now.

I will say, I’m a little nervous that I o’d yesterday. No idea why I think that. Maybe a little more CM yesterday or a little more “soft and open”. The brightly glaring OPK stick. I need to ignore TCOYF. It does me no good.